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Link092 · 12-10-08, 07:48 AM

*Richard scurries around inside the Hempstead stables, cleaning up this and that. He goes through a series of routines of cleaning*

Man! Everything has been interesting. I met this big fuzzy cat-woman called Raska, and a strange elven lady, and another brownie! I was scared Raska was gonna eat me... She has a scary grin... And Then there was Annie! she gather's eggs, and that makes her extra fast when she runs... *nods sagely* I don't get how that works, but I think I'll try it too! ooo, that looks cool, what is that? ohh.... Just a broken plow... I thought it was a strange contraption. Guess not... And then there was this big scary Orc-man who came by. uh-huh, he was extra creepy. He had a big, green, glowy axe. I almost fainted. And there was this other creepy dwarf, and I learned it was a she! I didn't know there were really female dwarves!... But she had this big metal suit on... I don't get why they need those, cause they look stiff. Yup! They should be quick like Richie! Hey! That's me! Then I left, cause there was this thing I saw, so I chased it... but it was just a really big bug... It almost squished me. *Shudders* Later, there was this woman who was coming out of the woods, and she almost saw me... I don't like it when too many people see me, cause I'm a secret! but she looked like she sat in a tanner's tub... looked icky. And then Mr. knee-hair scared me. and then he gave me this "magic-potion-that-really-wasn't a-magic-potion-'cause-it-was-actually-really-strong-ale"... So I got really woozy and couldn't see straight for days! I swear I had tons of fingers! Yup, I counted all one hundred and fifty of them! *nods sagely* and Everything hurt the next day, like the door opening, or the sun, or the bottle breaking in the trash barrel. yup! no more being Tricked by Mr. Knee-hair. I smacked him extra hard with that bottle to make sure he didn't do it again... and then Later, I meet this other creepy dwarf... he was extra ugly with the big metal suit and that creepy helmet. yup, I almost poked him with my kitchen knife! good thins Mr. Knee-hair told me he was a friend, 'cause He was really frightening. I think he is called Unther... oooo! that looks like it would be fun to practice on! *He scurries off to the barn door, and begins inspecting the rather large lock by promptly sticking his head inside of it and looking around. He got his head out about an hour later with some struggle.*

12-10-08, 07:48 AM	#2
Link092 Mind Flayer Characters Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,254 Thanks: 1,283 Thanked 240 Times in 179 Posts	Re: Richard Windwhisp - thoughts and the such *Richard scurries around inside the Hempstead stables, cleaning up this and that. He goes through a series of routines of cleaning* Man! Everything has been interesting. I met this big fuzzy cat-woman called Raska, and a strange elven lady, and another brownie! I was scared Raska was gonna eat me... She has a scary grin... And Then there was Annie! she gather's eggs, and that makes her extra fast when she runs... *nods sagely* I don't get how that works, but I think I'll try it too! ooo, that looks cool, what is that? ohh.... Just a broken plow... I thought it was a strange contraption. Guess not... And then there was this big scary Orc-man who came by. uh-huh, he was extra creepy. He had a big, green, glowy axe. I almost fainted. And there was this other creepy dwarf, and I learned it was a she! I didn't know there were really female dwarves!... But she had this big metal suit on... I don't get why they need those, cause they look stiff. Yup! They should be quick like Richie! Hey! That's me! Then I left, cause there was this thing I saw, so I chased it... but it was just a really big bug... It almost squished me. *Shudders* Later, there was this woman who was coming out of the woods, and she almost saw me... I don't like it when too many people see me, cause I'm a secret! but she looked like she sat in a tanner's tub... looked icky. And then Mr. knee-hair scared me. and then he gave me this "magic-potion-that-really-wasn't a-magic-potion-'cause-it-was-actually-really-strong-ale"... So I got really woozy and couldn't see straight for days! I swear I had tons of fingers! Yup, I counted all one hundred and fifty of them! *nods sagely* and Everything hurt the next day, like the door opening, or the sun, or the bottle breaking in the trash barrel. yup! no more being Tricked by Mr. Knee-hair. I smacked him extra hard with that bottle to make sure he didn't do it again... and then Later, I meet this other creepy dwarf... he was extra ugly with the big metal suit and that creepy helmet. yup, I almost poked him with my kitchen knife! good thins Mr. Knee-hair told me he was a friend, 'cause He was really frightening. I think he is called Unther... oooo! that looks like it would be fun to practice on! He scurries off to the barn door, and begins inspecting the rather large lock by promptly sticking his head inside of it and looking around. He got his head out about an hour later with some struggle.