The thing that really cracks me up is Xeen and Folian. I think she cheated on him, so he wont give her any more of the rugged elven loving. It reminds me of whenever one of my exes calls me up during the holidays to wish me a Merry Xmas, and I just scream back into the phone, "Stop calling me, you cheated on me on my birthday, you skank!" and hang up. She keeps calling and I keep chewing her out and hanging up.
Corath and Lucinda went through a nasty divorce, so while they mutually hate eachother, they both like Xeen and she loves that they keep buying her stuff to win her over. And then Corath starts showing up outside their house, stalking them from time to time, and Toran has to come down out of the divine sheriff's office to chase him off again and again. Needless to say, Toran thinks that whole family's messed up in the head, and would rather have nothing to do with them.
But everybody hates poor Shadon. He's not even evil, just a crazy little gnome who sets off exploding pies. I imagine he's somewhat of a peeping tom, because it seems almost all the godessess dislike him, regardless of alignment. Interestingly enough, Sulterio likes him. I suspect Shadon's the only being that has ever made the Glumlord chuckle.
Deliar likes Xeen but Prunilla dislikes her? Methinks that Harlot's been after her man!
In the end, the god's relationships are best described in a plethora of parables, or a weekly half-hour long reality TV show.
