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Default Oh those Wacky Scam Artists!

While I was applying for jobs online, I received an email from an offer that seemed far too good to be true. I've done eBay for over 10 years not, so needless to say I can smell one of those mass mailing scams from miles away. I sent back a polite response at first just in case it was a valid offer and began to test them. Hope you enjoy the zinger I sent them at the end!






Hello John

Right now we are employing new personnel to fill the position of
online finance manager. We have examined your resume and we think that
you would suit this position well and work with us successfully. If
you are still seeking for good wages and need a decent job, please
contact us as soon as you could. As you may see this job is really
perspective one and vacancies are limited. You can receive training
during work. No need to invest any money, except for a set of the best
human qualities and time. This job does not require you to leave your
main occupation. Experience of work with customers is welcomed. Work
of online manager consists of the following: conclusion of deals for
financial services, including personal advisors. Call service of
clients' support, clients' support online. We need responsible and
energetic people to fill this
position.

Requirements:
- citizenship of USA or United Kingdom
- Age at least 21;
- Computer knowledge in MS Office, Email, Internet;
- Good communication skills;
- Attention to details;
- Opportunity to check your email several times a day;

The schedule of work includes 3-4 hours per day, except for Sunday.
(Part-Time Position) Payment makes up 31,000 $ per year. (500 $ per
week) + social insurance and bonuses in case you do well. We also
provide three weeks of paid vacations. This job is a good opportunity
and if you miss a chance there can be no another one as the position
we offer is a good way to built a successful career in our company. To
start your successful career please contact me by e-mail and I will
send you more details rebeccawilsonbg@yahoo.com I will send
you the detailed information with the description and specificity of
work.

You are welcome!

Best Regards,
Senior Manager Rebecca Wilson mailto:rebeccawilsonbg@yahoo.com

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Hello Rebecca,

First and foremost thank you for your lightning-quick reply! I am very much interested in the position you are describing and feel that it is quite certainly right up my alley. I must admit, I am somewhat of a computer nerd at heart, so the prospect of working in this type of profession definitely appeals to me. I've worked in online technical support, billing and accounts for ISP services since the age of fifteen, also working weekends instructing the elderly from my mother's choir group in MS Word document formatting and general OS proficiency. Since then, I have had well over 7 years of professional experience in both online and technical fields. Web development, online sales, Point of Sales systems and customer account management are all second nature to me!

Please send me as much pertinent information about this position and the company you work for ASAP so that I can review the credentials of your corporation and attain a deeper understanding of the expectations for this position. What is the name of this company, for starters? How long has it been in business? Where are your offices located, and when would be a good opportunity to set up an interview in order and meet face-to-face? I can be available as soon as Tuesday, June 16th onward.

I look forward to hearing more from you, and thank you for your valuable time.

-John

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Hello John



At first, I would like to thank you for applying for the job opening

with Barwells Group. We do appreciate the opportunity to deal with you

and get to know more about you interests. The company in which I work

and in which you can work is called Barwells Group. The main office of

our company is in Switzerland in city Zurich. Barwells Group is a co

rporation with our branches situating worldwide, and we are constantly

extending our activities, so we always need new employees.



Now we have vacancies to be filled at Transfer Service Department.

This department is the youngest one in our company but its employees

get one of the best wages. Transfer Service Department is the best way

for new employees to show themselves as reliable personal advisors and

responsible workers we can rely on. Position of Account Manager is

only for reliable people. So, this department is an excellent starting

point for your career. Just like you, I started my career at this

department and on my own behalf I can say that the work is not very

difficult but still it is very important. If you fulfill all the

assignments correctly and on time, try to show a high-quality work and

have desire to move ahead we will necessarily note it and you will get

the promotion for more responsible position. As you could notice, this

job fits you well and will not take you much time.



Here are the job conditions and Main duties for the position of Online

Account Manager :



-You need to have constant free access to Internet and possibility to

check your e-mail several times per day; Always fulfill all the

assignments and follow our instructions properly;

-Working with assets and orders processing. You will receive payments

from our clients in your city and to process it.



-You need to have the account in any bank of your country to be able

to perform your functions and get your wage. You also need to be

communicative and ready to discharge your duties fast and you will get

additional bonuses for that.



-You should have possibility to work via telephone. Workers of our

company will call you and give different assignments. You will also

need to give some information to our clients via telephone. Also you

will be often called by employees of our company and to speak you some

additional instructions when it will be necessary.



Salary:



During the trial period (1 month), you will be paid 2000 USD per month

while working on average 3 hours per day, Monday-Friday, plus 5

commission from every transactions or task received and processed. The

salary will be sent in the form of wire transfer directly to your

account. After the trial period your base pay salary will go up to

3,500USD per month, plus 5 commission.





This work is a very responsible one. Reputation of our company and

peoples' trust highly depend on how well your do your work. We

appreciate responsible employees and create them the most comfortable

conditions for work.In order that our company could consider your

application for the position at Transfer Service Department you need

to fill Application Form attached to this e-mail.Please, fill

Application Form completely, and put the signature in the end of the

second page, confirming that you have specified the correct data. Then

we will take final decision and sign needed papers.



My job is to help you in managing payments and I'll be happy to

provide you with all the details whenever possible. You can ask us any

questions and we are always ready to answer them and help you.


Best Regards,

Senior Manager Rebecca mailto:rebeccawilsonbg@yahoo.com


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No thank you. Switzerland is a bit of a commute for an interview, and I don't work for people I have never met face-to-face. Too much potential for data mining and identity theft, especially when one transmits personal info and bank data "to get paid" over the internet to complete strangers. One could then easily use said information online and perform direct wire transfers, emptying out the victim's account and issuing themselves credit cards and loans in their name. This is particularly a risk when an employer has a free yahoo.com account rather than a corporate or paid domain name, and there is no mention whatsoever of their company anywhere on the internet. Good luck in your endeavors.

-John



PS: I would suggest in the future that you target people who are currently employed as they have more money to siphon. Sure we unemployed folks might be easy targets as we are desperate and most are willing to do or believe anything to get a job, but it's kind of like stealing candy from 100 babies instead of picking the pocket of a single rich man. I can assure you that you will get far greater profit from one wallet than 100 lollipops. (I could send you some debt and credit card bills perhaps) Have you read up on a Mr. Charles Ponzi? It might be worth your while.
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