 RE: An open appeal
Lol, Lonnarin loves them chickens. On the previous server we tamed a flock of them from the evil town and ferried them across the server through ogres, giants, werewolves and all kinds of nasties, just so that Aleister wouldn't have to pay 52gp an eggshell for a bigbys. Ever free range chickens? wee 4hp little buggers who explode if you sneeze on them. We had em stoneskinned, invisible, ethereal, you name it. I've never seen a bird with so many magical enhancements. Then people would forget and declare a charge and they'd flock to the frontline into certain doom. Reminded me of playing oldschool Lemmings.
Nowadays he's become an animal right activist.
Lon- *runs out to a group of adventurers in Hlint* "excuse me, ye mind signing this petition?"
- "huh? whats it for?"
Lon- "fer tha equal rights of livestock, of course! The oxen are stagin a sit-in on the courthouse!"
-*adventurers look up and see 3 oxen on the balcony, inside there are a few sitting near the main chairs of the courthouse* (animal empathy luring is so fun!)
"oi! what tha bloody beef do they want?"
Lon- "Equal voting rights, freedom from the grill, 40 hour workweeks with overtime pay and a cut of the ore they lug fer some new shiny bells!"
Surley Dwarf- "Bah! next ye be tellin us the chickens want to be set loose in the wild too!"
Lon- "Naw, they're content with laying the eggs in exchange fer feed. Fairly domesticated mother-cluckers them chickens. They just want their own house instead of those wee pens."
SD- "WHA?! Why in tarnations would chickens need a house?!"
Lon- "Roomier. They're getting tired of being 'cooped up' all tha time!" |