RE: Reports from the Hammer AXEBEARD! iffn ye needin another sturdy shield in da mix, ye kin count on yer old drinkin buddy Bjorn! I gettin sick ah minin so much, an ah figures ah owes ye considerin ye paid me bartab last time I was in Berhagen. Been too long since ah last visited yer stronghold, ye point da time n place, we makes us a giant battle da likes a which Vorax imself raise a pint to!
-Bjorn
P.S.- iffn ye needs iron, lemme know. kin git ye a steady route ter boilster em forces good. Bronze dun belong onna dwarf! save dat scrap fer em bloody umans!
*ale stains and ogre blood mar the document like a tie dye of drunken destruction* |