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lonnarin · 05-08-05, 11:01 PM

SERIOUSLY!

How we dwarves gonna repopulate da globe iffn dey ain any lasses wit wide stocky child bearin hips an whiskers? Ah still've yet ter meet me first REAL woman since movin ter Mistone.... Ahm gonna go bloody INSANE!!! Kinnah make young uns wit em elf lasses, dey snaps loike hickory!

Please please please, dwarf lasses, visit da submission forum, an coome ter Hlint. Ye gots a Bjorn, Gloin, Gulnyr, Harg, Breunor, and so many more foine rich stocky lads dat needs lovin too. Layonara needin more dwarven wimmins!

-Bjornigar Ironguts

05-08-05, 11:01 PM	#1
lonnarin Lich Characters Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: On the moon with the rest of the space kitties Posts: 2,489 Thanks: 991 Thanked 788 Times in 336 Posts	Where are all tha dwarf lasses at? SERIOUSLY! How we dwarves gonna repopulate da globe iffn dey ain any lasses wit wide stocky child bearin hips an whiskers? Ah still've yet ter meet me first REAL woman since movin ter Mistone.... Ahm gonna go bloody INSANE!!! Kinnah make young uns wit em elf lasses, dey snaps loike hickory! Please please please, dwarf lasses, visit da submission forum, an coome ter Hlint. Ye gots a Bjorn, Gloin, Gulnyr, Harg, Breunor, and so many more foine rich stocky lads dat needs lovin too. Layonara needin more dwarven wimmins! -Bjornigar Ironguts