[Locust]

Oye 'andsome wit’ t’e iron pants w’as t’is about t’e females. Me’s got t’em pointers under t’e 'ood and me’s can s’ake t’em anda it will make yous eyes grow tall anda make yous tremble like volcano. Oess.

Anda if yous can make me’s 'appy me’s can make yous 'appy buts lets me's tell yous it not gonna be easy wit' t'em iron pants on. Oess. T’at s’ould be enoug’.

*snorts*

Oyeoyeoyeoye. 'e’s muss 'ave t’e manure in t’e eyes