RE: Life of Bruenor Wildbeard *this entry is written in ogre blood*
"me and celgar are celebrating "Doogan Mc'kreed day" today. Bloody fun stuff, had half the Wild Surge's stock of ale. After celgar had his stomach full and i was just beginning to feel drunk we set off to haven mines to bash ogres. We bashed down everything in the mines from mineral deposits to doors to ogres. We cut straight down into the bottom of the cave and killed the leader. I think we got to the bottom faster than anyone we know. After killing every ogre at the bottom of the mines i tacked a flag of vorax in honor of Doogan Mc'kreed to the center hut's door. Both of us came back up not leaving 1 ogree left alive. We even took out the ogres that we could of easily avoided. I hope I made Doogan and Vorax proud and I hope Doogan has many good drinks for his life in the halls of Vorax."
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"GERT DEH BLOODY BAS'ERDS!"
-Bruenor Ironguts
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