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Where will it end I say where will it end. This news gatherer has recently returned from Port Hampshire, scene of various wrong doings recently. and once again the local authorities are called into question. On this occassion it appears they have surpressed news of a theft from the City Hall vaults. Officials refuse to elaborate on a rather bland statement; "The City Watch responded to a cry for help from the from the Guard at the City Hall, thieves had been seen on site and an investigation is now under way."

Well there is little material here for a song, so I will give you a tune instead, and when the music stops will we be any the wiser ? I doubt it.