[Silyn Cadreus]

I have one daughter - I can sympathize with this guy:

There was a farmer who was very protective of his daughters. Before
every date, he would meet the young man at the porch with his shotgun,
and if he didn't measure up, he'd make sure they left.

One day all three of his daughters were going out on the same night.
The first young man drove up and approached the porch.

"Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here to get Flo, we're going to the show - is
she ready to go?" The farmer thought this was a bit strange, but called Flo down and the two departed.

Shortly, the next guy drove up and approached the porch.
"Hi, my name is Freddy. I'm here to get Betty, we're going for
spaghetti - is she ready?" The farmer also thought this was a bit weird, but he called Betty down and the two left.

Soon the third guy drove up and approached the porch.
"Hi, my name is Chuck..." and the farmer shot him.