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Old 02-15-06, 03:00 AM #1
Stranzini
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Default barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession

Sen Stranzini has left a neatly written note with the pawn shop owner in Fort velensk

"To whomever is the owner of the animals here, I'm very sorry.

I was feeding your chickens to get some eggs - they're very hungry by the way, I think you should feed them more often - and when I didn't have any more corn left they all thronged around me and I couldn't get away at all. They wouldn't let me move away in any direction, I tried and tried to get away.

So - I taunted them, just a few choice words about their chickenhood. I didn't know they speak common, I guess, I really didn't expect what happened then. They became very angry and attacked me and your cow came running and attacked me as well. I ran away - ask Mr Pawn Shop man, he saw the whole thing - but they came after me, even out the city gate, pecking and goring and goring and pecking and well, I can't run faster than your chickens and cows so I really had no choice but to kill them all.

I killed them all. I left the meat with mr Pawn Shop man, I hope you can at least get the use of that. I'm very sorry about what happened, I just didn't know they would do that!

I will make restitution to you if you seek me out in Hlint. And when you get new ones, I promise I won't taunt them any more. In fact, I'm not sure I'll feed them anymore so maybe you better look into that next time."

//ooc - so there are no more chickens and one less cow at Fort Velensk - GM do they respawn automatically at next reset or do you need to take care of something?
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