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Acacea · 03-11-06, 10:55 PM

Oh my goodness I can hardly write for laughing. My hand is just shaking too much! So entirely much has happened altogether in the past year or something, and the only thing I wrote was some narky bit about that mentally deficient dwarf with ogre-breath!

I just don't have time! I'm half collapsed in a room in the Hotel; the innkeeper didn't even look at me funny when I could hardly ask for a room for giggling. He's used to it, apparently!

Aleister would be so proud of me! Today, after finally returning to Pranzis after like a MONTH trekking across the whole continent of Dregar keeping Cole alive (which is a full time job, let me tell you!), I waved my hand at Frilly the Turquoise Turtle and told him "You want to hold Cole's hand more than anything else in the world." And Lo! He took Cole's hand between the two of his and much hilarity ensued.

"Cole...you have nice hands. Lotion?"

"...Let go of my hand before I shove it where the sun don't shine."

"Soft hands... very soft..."

Oh! The pain! The laughter! Cole said he was going to hurt me and that we were going to have a serious talk, but Derrick is always threatening to gut me and it hasn't happened yet! I'm sure he will appreciate the humor of the situation in a few days, while I am safely tucked away in Pranzis. After all, even if he meant it, he'd have to catch me, first!

...Hopefully he also will not be going back to Leilon too quickly, as I decided that my new puppy would do just fine in Cole's room and I am not sure if it can open the door by itself. He apparently has no problem with puppies, but it would prolly be something of a shock if one attached itself to his leg the moment he walked in the door... Yes, I can see how he might be moody.

I got the puppy before my initiation into the tribes, from one of the elders... his dog Poppy had apparently left him with far too many for him to handle! So I got little Sinthar. Yes... he named it "Sinthar's Bane." He is not so great with names, apparently... but at the same time, naming an adorable tail-wagging puppy the bane of the world shaking villain is so hilarious I didn't have the heart to change it! Let's see what you've got, Blood! I don't think it can stand up to a good face-licking!

Besides, this way when he is being naughty (like when I had to chase him through the Arms during a party), I can run after him going "Sinthar! You are going to get a spanking!" and that is also very very funny. "No biscuit for you, Blood!" Har!

Cole is too right about some things, though. Awhile back he said I should be minding my tongue more or something and that...oh bugger I can't remember the whole thing, but I was very surprised because really Cole is the last person I ever thought I would be needing to mind my tongue for. Most everyone's sense of humor has been sat on by a titan or something, though, because it seems like everyone is always mad at me, lately! I will laugh about one thing and they will hate me for another, some even going to the point of doing that whole "you're heartless and cruel" tirade at me or something. Really. Even the ones who say you are family and should honestly know better!

Oh well. I've seen family members throw horrid wiltings instead of dishes at each other, so really I'm just thankful that they give me the cold shoulder instead of making me an Acacea-Raisin!

Recent Notes:

-Acacea Bear-Rider Rides Again!
-Getting Stabbed With a Viper Fang In the Name of Sand Magery
-Boxes of Serpents!
-There is nothing more evil in the world than a paladin riding a badger.

Also, I had a very strange dream about pygmies wielding talking carrots while sparrows made nests on their heads and Cole practiced a two step with Derrick. No idea! I'm sure it is some sort of divine message, but Diamond thinks it was just a weird dream most likely originating from a vegetable shortage or something ridiculous like that. I'm not sure those were her exact words, but the sentiment is the same! What do unicorns know, anyway? She doesn't think Wyatt only beat me at cards because he was cheating, and clearly that means there is just something not right with her judgement.

03-11-06, 10:55 PM	#46
Acacea Gamemaster Characters Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,329 Thanks: 122 Thanked 578 Times in 282 Posts	And the truth comes out... Oh my goodness I can hardly write for laughing. My hand is just shaking too much! So entirely much has happened altogether in the past year or something, and the only thing I wrote was some narky bit about that mentally deficient dwarf with ogre-breath! I just don't have time! I'm half collapsed in a room in the Hotel; the innkeeper didn't even look at me funny when I could hardly ask for a room for giggling. He's used to it, apparently! Aleister would be so proud of me! Today, after finally returning to Pranzis after like a MONTH trekking across the whole continent of Dregar keeping Cole alive (which is a full time job, let me tell you!), I waved my hand at Frilly the Turquoise Turtle and told him "You want to hold Cole's hand more than anything else in the world." And Lo! He took Cole's hand between the two of his and much hilarity ensued. "Cole...you have nice hands. Lotion?" "...Let go of my hand before I shove it where the sun don't shine." "Soft hands... very soft..." Oh! The pain! The laughter! Cole said he was going to hurt me and that we were going to have a serious talk, but Derrick is always threatening to gut me and it hasn't happened yet! I'm sure he will appreciate the humor of the situation in a few days, while I am safely tucked away in Pranzis. After all, even if he meant it, he'd have to catch me, first! ...Hopefully he also will not be going back to Leilon too quickly, as I decided that my new puppy would do just fine in Cole's room and I am not sure if it can open the door by itself. He apparently has no problem with puppies, but it would prolly be something of a shock if one attached itself to his leg the moment he walked in the door... Yes, I can see how he might be moody. I got the puppy before my initiation into the tribes, from one of the elders... his dog Poppy had apparently left him with far too many for him to handle! So I got little Sinthar. Yes... he named it "Sinthar's Bane." He is not so great with names, apparently... but at the same time, naming an adorable tail-wagging puppy the bane of the world shaking villain is so hilarious I didn't have the heart to change it! Let's see what you've got, Blood! I don't think it can stand up to a good face-licking! Besides, this way when he is being naughty (like when I had to chase him through the Arms during a party), I can run after him going "Sinthar! You are going to get a spanking!" and that is also very very funny. "No biscuit for you, Blood!" Har! Cole is too right about some things, though. Awhile back he said I should be minding my tongue more or something and that...oh bugger I can't remember the whole thing, but I was very surprised because really Cole is the last person I ever thought I would be needing to mind my tongue for. Most everyone's sense of humor has been sat on by a titan or something, though, because it seems like everyone is always mad at me, lately! I will laugh about one thing and they will hate me for another, some even going to the point of doing that whole "you're heartless and cruel" tirade at me or something. Really. Even the ones who say you are family and should honestly know better! Oh well. I've seen family members throw horrid wiltings instead of dishes at each other, so really I'm just thankful that they give me the cold shoulder instead of making me an Acacea-Raisin! Recent Notes: -Acacea Bear-Rider Rides Again! -Getting Stabbed With a Viper Fang In the Name of Sand Magery -Boxes of Serpents! -There is nothing more evil in the world than a paladin riding a badger. Also, I had a very strange dream about pygmies wielding talking carrots while sparrows made nests on their heads and Cole practiced a two step with Derrick. No idea! I'm sure it is some sort of divine message, but Diamond thinks it was just a weird dream most likely originating from a vegetable shortage or something ridiculous like that. I'm not sure those were her exact words, but the sentiment is the same! What do unicorns know, anyway? She doesn't think Wyatt only beat me at cards because he was cheating, and clearly that means there is just something not right with her judgement.