Re: I am A Real Hlintatian! Aww.. when I saw the title, I expected a rant.
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[i]Hey,
I'm not a commoner, or an NPC
I don't live in a house (too expensive), eat vegetables, or own a horse...
and I don't know Ozzy, Rufus, or Lailith from Hlint,
although I'm sure they're really, really powerful.
I have a Queen, not a president,
I speak Common and Elvish, not Dwarven,
And I pronounce it "haake'dirith", not "heeke'dirith".
I can proudly sew my diety's banner on my pack.. if I had a higher tailoring skill...
I believe in adventuring, not camping or farming,
Diversity (even if Drow are wandering everywhere unfettered), not assimilation,
and that the Badger is surprisingly powerful and must be feared.
A circlet is a helmet, copper is a surprisingly light metal,
and it's spelled *laughs*, not *lol*, *laughs*!
Hlint is the most populous city,
The first city of Mistone,
And the single best-known location in Layonara!
My name is Kell, and I AM HLINTATION!
Thank you. |