[Talan Va'lash]

The daily cycle of the sun has nothing to do with your sleeping habits (this is true for layo players as well ;P )

In fact, the only time you sleep is when you need to prepare more spells which is sometimes as often as every ten minutes.

Griffons are the leading cause of fatalities in the tri continent area.

Everyone is "stunningly beautiful"

All women have perfect butts and huge *coughs*

Despite the above there is not a single hooters franchise

You think gravedigger is your dream job since you have the impession you get to stand about in the bar all day getting loaded

You have to wonder when walking down the street who is an NPC and who is a PC.

Its easy to tell if that shady guy in the alley is going to mug you. If he is, he'll show up red when you press tab. If he shows up blue you're safe.

Coins acctually have no weight.

You don't need to buy a raincoat because it never rains in hlint.

Eggs are worth more than a commoner makes in a month. Each.

You can't chop down a christmas tree unless you have marital training.