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These also came to mind:

You hunt almost everything from deer to bear to cats and wild boar, but you can't kill a cow to make a hamburger.

You hunt deer, which just stand there and let you shoot them, but when you get home you have to build a campfire in front of your house to cook the meat because you lack the skill to put the roast in the oven to cook it, or some of the ingredients would get you killed trying to obtain them. (Maybe someone needs to open a grocery store in Hlint?)