Ahoy me hearties. Ye be talking like Ol'Jakey today.
Nary a hornswaggle ter ken me words, and ye ken splice the mainbrace with Ol'Jakey.
I be keepen me deadlight on ye, buckos.
-Jake Saltpetre
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
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Captain Jake Saltpetre will see you on layo tonight.