[Ozy_Llewellyn]

Oh we start off the questions with a tough one, suits me fine. Despite that I’m a veteran DM of both Pen and Paper and Never Winter Nights there are three very good reasons.

The first reason is pretty simple, Layonara needs an active World Leader or its equivalent that’s not a dungeon master. By my activity it proves that a normal player can hit epic levels and become a World Leader, Ozymandias himself reinforcing that anyone can do it, I mean he has forty six hit points at level thirty six. So yes it is a political reason to start with it is also probably the most flattering to myself.

The second reason is I have no stupidity tolerance. If your stupid, I will kill you on my quests I don’t do second chances. The other side of the coin is I still have no stupidity tolerance from other dungeon masters. I’m irate enough without having to hear about every bone headed thing a member of the team does. I would create a lot of friction very fast until people got used to me and Leanthar has enough headaches.

The third reason is pure ego on my part, I would like to think my ego isn’t very large but at the same token very dense. So it gets what it wants ninety nine percent of the time simply because it doesn’t ask for things very often. I haven’t been asked, so I’m not going to apply. I have had on a few occasions been prodded into trying by others but Leanthar tends to get a mysterious 'I withdraw but don’t tell anyone’ private message from me.

There are about a score of other reasons, nothing I do is simple but I think those three should highlight it nicely. Someone needs to be the Ozy even if he is a fool. I’m far to mean and blunt unless I’m really trying to be diplomatic to get along nicely. Then my ego called its one favor of the year.