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Old 04-04-07, 02:27 AM #8
Talan Va'lash
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Default Re: Suggestions for Roleplay/Fantasy Text

the results of a brainstorming session in IRC. True to the intent of a brainstorming session, most of these ideas are quite bad. A couple are good, as is shown by people going "haha" and et cetera in response. I've highlighted some that I thought were more usable in hot pink.

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Acacea: • Acacea groans
[01:51a] SongOfTheWeave: how about.. the brassier of elemental summoning?
[01:52a] SongOfTheWeave: Boxers that have the thumbs up dwarf saying "Nice Arse"
[01:52a] SongOfTheWeave: "I drink two ales in the morning, I drink two ales at night...."
[01:55a] SongOfTheWeave: "Corath: Skull Lickers Unite!"
[01:55a] SongOfTheWeave: "AFK"
[01:56a] SongOfTheWeave: hahaha not really so much about Layo but mmo's... a shirt that just says "LFG" would be funny
[01:57a] SongOfTheWeave: (a picture of a paladin smiting something) "Toran's Paladins, Reach out and touch someone."
[01:58a] Witch: Right...
[01:58a] SongOfTheWeave: I'm brainstorming here. get involved.
[01:59a] SongOfTheWeave: "NWN, where the women are busty, the men are muscled and all the drow are CG."
[01:59a] SongOfTheWeave: "Are you an NPC?"
[01:59a] Acacea: Think that goes for fantasy in general..
[01:59a] SongOfTheWeave: "I am an NPC."
[01:59a] Witch: haha
[01:59a] SongOfTheWeave: come on acacea! get brainstorming!
[02:00a] SongOfTheWeave: "4th level geek"
[02:00a] Witch: "I've played Layonara for three years and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
[02:00a] SongOfTheWeave: good good, keep em going
[02:01a] SongOfTheWeave: "My mouse hand is cold."
[02:01a] DMOE: Oh the gods save me from small children excited by a small rodent
[02:01a] SongOfTheWeave: "Challenge rating: Impossible"
[02:02a] DMOE: "My other PC is an elf"
[02:03a] SongOfTheWeave: "I an elf, I just had ear reduction surgery."
[02:03a] SongOfTheWeave: *I"m
[02:03a] Witch: "18charisma in the flesh"
[02:03a] SongOfTheWeave: hah!
[02:03a] SongOfTheWeave: "Strength is my dump stat."
[02:03a] Acacea: Or CHA...

[02:04a] SongOfTheWeave: "I should have invested my skillpoints in Knowledge (find girlfriend)"
[02:04a] SongOfTheWeave: "I've got nerd appeal baby."
[02:04a] Witch: "Ever had 20dex in bed?"
[02:04a] SongOfTheWeave: "Chicks dig elves"
[02:04a] DMOE: Well of course baby chickens dig elves *snickers*
[02:04a] SongOfTheWeave: quiet you
[02:05a] SongOfTheWeave: yeah the dump stat ones could be for anything
[02:05a] SongOfTheWeave: I'm going to post this log after we're done
[02:05a] SongOfTheWeave: so lets get at lest 20 more
[02:06a] DMOE: Is that just 20 more or 20 more actual good ones people might buy?
[02:06a] SongOfTheWeave: 20 more
[02:06a] SongOfTheWeave: this is brainstorming
[02:06a] SongOfTheWeave: which means 97% is %#&@ but there are probably some goods ones but we'll figure out which are which later
[02:07a] SongOfTheWeave: "Ruleslawyer"
[02:08a] SongOfTheWeave: hah! "LG" "NG" "CG" "LN" "TN" "CN" "LE" "NE" "CE"
[02:08a] SongOfTheWeave: one shirt with big letters of each alignment like that
[02:08a] SongOfTheWeave: get your favourite alignment
[02:08a] Acacea: Or mood for the day *nods a few timeS*
[02:09a] Acacea: hehe
[02:09a] SongOfTheWeave: it's obscure enough that people wouldn't be embarassed to wear it in public if they're afraid of geeking out!
[02:09a] SongOfTheWeave: yep
[02:09a] Witch: "*charmperson*"
[02:10a] SongOfTheWeave: "RL is hard!"
[02:10a] SongOfTheWeave: lol
[02:10a] SongOfTheWeave: "I'm not a zombie, I just don't get much sleep. Please don't turn me."
[02:11a] SongOfTheWeave: "The trick to dealing with the undead, is whap 'em with a big stick."
[02:13a] SongOfTheWeave: (dwarf female picture) "Real women have beards."
[02:13a] SongOfTheWeave: or the dwarf male picture, it's all good
[02:14a] SongOfTheWeave: (front) Holy Sh- (back) -adon
[02:14a] SongOfTheWeave: okay.. thats totally lame
[02:14a] SongOfTheWeave: I'm done for now
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