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Pseudonym · 05-10-07, 09:04 PM

// Motto ... spread your attribute points!! //

Karana Elksoul was on vacation and hiking through the Firesteep Peaks. She very much wanted to take home a pair of genuine dragon skin shoes, but was somewhat reluctant to pay the high prices the local kobold vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, Karana shouted,
"Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own wyrmling so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The kobold shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile,
"Little lady, just go and give it a try!"

So Karana headed into the caverns, determined to catch a wyrmling.

Later in the day, as the kobold shopkeeper is wearily trodding home, he spots Karana, waist deep in a lava filled cave, axe raised above her head. Just then, he spots a huge 20 foot wyrmling flying rapidly towards her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the bank of the cave.

Lying nearby were 8 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.

The kobold shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. Karana struggled and flipped the wyrm onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out,

"BUGGER ... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

05-10-07, 09:04 PM	#3
Pseudonym Gamemaster Characters Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 2,212 Thanks: 135 Thanked 972 Times in 512 Posts	Re: Joke // Motto ... spread your attribute points!! // Karana Elksoul was on vacation and hiking through the Firesteep Peaks. She very much wanted to take home a pair of genuine dragon skin shoes, but was somewhat reluctant to pay the high prices the local kobold vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, Karana shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own wyrmling so I can get a pair of shoes for free!" The kobold shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!" So Karana headed into the caverns, determined to catch a wyrmling. Later in the day, as the kobold shopkeeper is wearily trodding home, he spots Karana, waist deep in a lava filled cave, axe raised above her head. Just then, he spots a huge 20 foot wyrmling flying rapidly towards her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the bank of the cave. Lying nearby were 8 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The kobold shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. Karana struggled and flipped the wyrm onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, "BUGGER ... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!" __________________ This signature has been intentionally left blank Last edited by Pseudonym : 08-10-07 at 09:49 PM.