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Polak76 · 05-10-07, 09:59 PM

A well disguised drow woman travelling on her way alighted at a poor inn, and they asked for her name. She answered, "Elixtha Baelheur Vhith'aedra Eshan-tilissti" Whereunto they replied, "Madam, we have not meat enough
for so many."

A certain jealous husband (Arkolio in many many years to come) followed his wife to confession; whom when the priest of Corath should lead behind the alter to be displied (disciplined by beating), the husband, perceiving it, and doubting the worst, cried unto him, saying, "hear ye, Dread Priest, I pray you let me be displied for her."
And kneeling down before the priest, "I pray you," quod the wife
to the priest, "strike him hard, for I am a great sinner."

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Cheers,
Polak76

05-10-07, 09:59 PM	#4
Polak76 Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Australia - Sydney Posts: 683 Thanks: 133 Thanked 87 Times in 46 Posts	Re: Joke A well disguised drow woman travelling on her way alighted at a poor inn, and they asked for her name. She answered, "Elixtha Baelheur Vhith'aedra Eshan-tilissti" Whereunto they replied, "Madam, we have not meat enough for so many." A certain jealous husband (Arkolio in many many years to come) followed his wife to confession; whom when the priest of Corath should lead behind the alter to be displied (disciplined by beating), the husband, perceiving it, and doubting the worst, cried unto him, saying, "hear ye, Dread Priest, I pray you let me be displied for her." And kneeling down before the priest, "I pray you," quod the wife to the priest, "strike him hard, for I am a great sinner." Here are some medieval pick up lines: Medieval Pick-Up Lines Cheers, Polak76 __________________ Alandric Vensk: "At times I receive contempt from those brazen enough to assume my allegiance. Their childish assumptions coupled with their feeble minds are bait for my antagonism. They hide behind gleaming armour, feel confident from their weaponry and temper their egos with mundane lesser god’s and weak ideologies. I revel in their sheepishness, the way my eloquence can baffle and confuse the most confident of assailants."