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// Plot quest related joke //

One afternoon an adventurer was riding his noble steed when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he drew reign on his horse and dismounted to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my mansion in Leringard and I'll feed you," the adventurer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the adventurer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the adventurer answered graciously.

They all jumped on the horse, which was no easy task, even for a horse as mighty and noble as this one was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the adventurer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The mighty hero replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high!"