 Re: Joke
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted
with a huge, mean bear. In all his fears, his attempt to loosen an arrow at the bear was unsuccessful. Thus, he turned away and started to run as fast as he could.
Finally, he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.
But, he got on his knees, opened his arms and said,
"My God! Please give this bear some religion!"
Then, there was a lightning in the air and the bear stopped just a feet short
of the hunter. The bear was puzzled and looked up in the air and said,
"My God! What you are about to receive ... "
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Alandric Vensk: "At times I receive contempt from those brazen enough to assume my allegiance. Their childish assumptions coupled with their feeble minds are bait for my antagonism. They hide behind gleaming armour, feel confident from their weaponry and temper their egos with mundane lesser god’s and weak ideologies. I revel in their sheepishness, the way my eloquence can baffle and confuse the most confident of assailants."
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