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darkstorme · 05-11-07, 06:08 PM

// With apologies to Stephen and Jess

Pyyran was sitting in the Scamp, enjoying a quick drink, when a young mage of his acquaintance burst in. "Pyyran, Pyyran!" he cried.

Pyyran leaped to his feet. "What is it, lad?"

The magic-user gasped for breath. "I... I was wandering about invisibly, and I came across some dark elves in a camp just outside of town!" Pyyran tensed visibly, and started to check his equipment, when the mage continued, ".. and they said they were going to ambush Rhynn!"

Pyyran paused, retied the peace bond on his rapier, and sat back down to finish his drink. The mage was aghast. "Aren't you going to go out and stop the ambush?"

Pyyran shrugged. "What do I care what happens to a bunch of dark elves?"

05-11-07, 06:08 PM	#10
darkstorme Game Master Characters Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 2,810 Thanks: 99 Thanked 595 Times in 418 Posts	Re: Joke // With apologies to Stephen and Jess Pyyran was sitting in the Scamp, enjoying a quick drink, when a young mage of his acquaintance burst in. "Pyyran, Pyyran!" he cried. Pyyran leaped to his feet. "What is it, lad?" The magic-user gasped for breath. "I... I was wandering about invisibly, and I came across some dark elves in a camp just outside of town!" Pyyran tensed visibly, and started to check his equipment, when the mage continued, ".. and they said they were going to ambush Rhynn!" Pyyran paused, retied the peace bond on his rapier, and sat back down to finish his drink. The mage was aghast. "Aren't you going to go out and stop the ambush?" Pyyran shrugged. "What do I care what happens to a bunch of dark elves?"