Re: Joke //I laughed and laughed. Still laughing.
Pyyran and Shiff were wandering through the woods one day, when suddenly, out of nowhere, swoops down a large emerald drake.
Shiff took up his sword, knowing that the painful trip through the Bindstones was nigh, and gaped at Pyyran as the elder adventurer was cramming on a pair of Boots of Swiftness the two had stumbled across earlier.
"Are you insane!" cried Shiff, "you can't outrun a dragon!"
The drake nearly upon them, Pyyran hurriedly finished tying up the boots.
"Outrun the dragon? I just have to outrun you!"
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