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A woman walks into the Scamp and sees a pretty good looking bloke sitting at the bar. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. He says, "It is Magic Ale."

She thinks he's a bit of a nutter, so she walks around the pub. After realising that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitting at the bar. She says, "That isn't really Magic Ale, is it?" He says, "Yes! I'll show you ..."

So, he takes a gulp of the brew, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back into the window. She can't believe it. She says to him, "I bet you can't do that again!"

So, he takes another drink of the ale, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window. She is amazed. She says that she wants a Magic Ale. So the bloke says to the bartender, "Give her a pint of what I'm having."

She gets her pint, takes a gulp, jumps out the window, plummets 4 stories, breaks every bone in her body and dies.

The bartender looks up at the bloke and says, "Plen, you're really not very nice when you're drunk."