[Pseudonym]

// An innocuous little trade and market hall joke ... then i'm done, promise! //

Shopkeeper Arkolio was alarmed when Raven Trading opened in the storefront to the left of him. A huge sign was installed, reading BEST DEALS.

Ark was troubled a second time when the Orc Bashers leased the building on his right, and erected a much larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

At this point Ark was really depressed, however, he came up with an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop ... it read MAIN ENTRANCE.