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Old 06-21-07, 06:29 PM #43
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Jacchri was a bit lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a new animal companion. Wolves were very last season. So, he goes into the forest and tries to make communion with a new little friend. After some time he finally establishes a deep bond a centipede. He takes the centipede home, finds a good location for the little guy, a nice comfy box in the corner. Another bonus, he takes up much less room than the wolf. Jacchri decides he would start off by taking his new companion to the Wild Surge for a drink so they could cement the new relationship.

Jacchri asks the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to the Wild Surge with me and have an ale?"

But there was no answer from his new companion.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the Wild Surge and having a drink with me?"

But again there was no answer from his new friend. He waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decides to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's new house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the Wild Surge and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box,
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on!"
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