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Shamur was playing with one of his kids one day at the park when he noticed the boy making faces at others on the playground equipment. Shamur went over to gently reprove the child. Smiling as sweetly as he could, Shamur said,

"Shazz Jnr, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Shazz Jnr looked up and replied,

"Well, Daddy, you can't say you weren't warned!"