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Jacrum and Gothim were out mining, when Jacrum accidentally cut his arm off. Gothim, who was trained in first aid, remained calm and popped the arm in a lion skin bag and then took it and Jacrum to the best healer they knew, Rose. Rose says,
"You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in four hours."

So Gothim came back in four hours and Rose says to him,
"I got done faster than I expected. Jacrum is already down at the local inn!" Gothim went to the inn and was amazed to see Jacrum throwing darts.
"Wow" thought Gothim, "that priestess does excellent work."

A few weeks later, Gothim and Jacrum were out again, and Jacrum accidentally cut his leg off. Gothim put the leg in a lion skin bag and took it, and Jacrum, back to Rose. Rose says,
"Legs are a little tougher, but I'll see what I can do - come back in six hours."

Gothim returned in six hours and Rose says to him again,
"I finished early - Jacrum's down at the soccer field."
Gothim went to the soccer field and there was Jacrum, kicking goals.
"Wow" thought Gothim, "She sure is amazing."

A few weeks later, Jacrum had a terrible accident and cut his head off. Gothim put the head in a lion skin bag and took it and the rest of Jacrum to the priestess.
Rose, "Gee, heads are really tough. Come back in twelve hours."

So Gothim returned in twelve hours and Rose says to him sadly,
"I'm sorry, Jacrum died."
Gothim nods his head slowly,
"I understand - I know you tried your best. You are a very skilled surgeon but I'm sure heads are very difficult."

Rose replies,
"Oh, no! It wasn't that, he suffocated in that bag!"