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A woman arrived at the Gates of the Realm of the Gods. While she was waiting for Rofirein to acknowledge and judge her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her.

"Hello! How are you? We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Rofirein came by, the woman said to him,
"This is such wonderful place! How do I get in?"

The Great Gold's mighty voice boomed.
"You have to spell two words"
"Which words?" the woman asked.
"Love and Peace"
The woman correctly spelled L-O-V-E and P-E-A-C-E and Rofirein welcomed her into the Heavens.

About a year later, Rofirein came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of the Heavens for him that day, he having to duck off and address some questions of Dogma that had arisen amongst His faithful. While the woman was guarding the Gates of the Heavens, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.
"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won all the best prizes in the Raffle for Stone. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. My new wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation near Leringard and I went snow skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"

"You have to spell two words," the woman told him.
"Which words?", her husband asked.
"Yzyartkadrania and Dre'zlunkazhn"