Re: Joke Crafting
My first attempt at crafting was as a brewer in the Wild Surge Inn, but I got canned ... then I thought i'll switch to the softer beverages but same result, just couldn't concentrate.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ... mainly because it was a so-so job. Then I tried to be a foodie - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
I then attempted to be a worker churning out food for the Leringard Inn, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
Then I took to the forests of Layo as a wood crafter, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
Next was an attempt at the footwear side of tailoring; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
So ... then I thought my character is pretty strong (though possessing an average constitution) maybe he can collect the ore for others, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find the right craft for me I finally thought scribing! In particular scrolls of lost lore until I realised there was no future in it.
I thought about maybe just making healing kits, but I didn't have any patience.
My next-to-last idea was being an instrument maker, but eventually I found that skill just wasn't noteworthy.
Finally I tried fishing only to discover that I couldn't live on my net income.
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