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Clarissa, Rose and Kalin get captured by some vicious little pygmies in the jungles of Alibor. The head pygmy comes to them and says,

"The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

Clarissa says,
"Very well, I choose to die by the weapon of Almighty Toran, hand me a longsword!"

The pygmy gives her a longsword, Clarissa cries "For the All Watching!" and runs herself through.

Rose says,
"A mace for me, please. As a cleric, we prefer a non-edged weapon."

The pygmy hands her a mace which Rose takes, says, "Toran take your servant!", and thwacks herself across the head.

Kalin's turn and he says,

"Gimme a fork."

The pygmy is puzzled, but shrugs and gives him a fork. Kalin takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over - the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. There is blood gushing all over the place, itis horrible.

The pygmy is appalled and asks, "What in the hells?!?!? What are you doing?"

Kalin sneers and says, "Ha! So much for your canoe!!"