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Shiff loses one of his arms in a terrible battle with a trolloc. He became very depressed because ... well, everything he loved to do involved using two arms. How could he be anywhere near as effective a warrior with only one arm?

One day he could not stand it anymore. He decided to end it all. He climbed the highest spire of the Temple of Deliar in Hempstead with the intention of jumping off. There he was, standing on the ledge looking down when he sees this man in the square below skipping along whistling and kicking up his heels. Shiff looks a bit closer and notices this man doesn't have any arms at all.

He started thinking, 'what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself?' I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping across the square happy as can be and going on with his life.

Shiff hurries down and catches up to the man with no arms. He tells him how glad he is to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly, useless and was going to kill himself. He thanks him again for saving his life and he now knows he can make it with one arm if that guy could do it with no arms. The man with no arms begins dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.

Shiff asks,
"Why are you so happy anyway?"
The no-arm man answers,
"Happy!? I'm NOT happy! My bottom is itchy!!"