I'm not dumb sweetie.....I've just got you trained to the point where messing about training a replacement is more effort than putting up with the minor annoying habits I allow you to retain.....
Oh that and your quiet and well behaved as long as I let you have good whiskey
I've thankful for the same this as egoober.....Minus the good whiskey bit cause I like JD and adding the fact I don't have to iron!!!