Re: Fantasy Classifieds See the world, Meet New People, Set their houses on Fire!
Uncle Sinthar Needs YOU! for the Bloodstone Armies. The Mistonians, Rodelmites, Krashinites, Suadrians, Dregarians, Voltrexians, Aquatics and Underdarkians hate us for our FREEDOM, let us tackle this Axis of Evil together! These Terrorists have been desecrating our glorious Bloodwells, assassainating our generals and DARING to fight back when we come to liberate their children from the crib. Their divisive tactics will not work!
High pay and glorious pension plans for all involved, with a loot and pillage retirement plan in effect. Black Wizard mage acadamy tuition paid in full for promising members!
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