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Speaking of Earl ...

One day, Bubba the Barbarian was sittin' in Hempstead Square when he saw his buddy Earl Frogstomper riding a horse through town, as grand as can be. Bubba looks up to him with a wide grin.

"Earl, where'd you git that horse?!?"

"A lady gives it ta me" Earl replied.

"She give it to ya? I know'd the ladies wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new horse?"

"Well, Bubba, let me tell you what happened. We wuz out' out in badlands o' Dregar, in the middle of nowheres. This lady took off from tha path and headed into the woods. She stopped, leashed the horse to a tree, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Earl, take whatever you want.' So I took the horse!"

"Earl, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"