A few Bard jokes:
How do you get a violinist to play a passage
pianissimo tremolo?
Mark it solo.
What's the definition of a gentleman?
A bard who knows how to play a shawm, but doesn't.
What do you call a lass who hangs around with musicians?
A groupie.
What do you call a lad who hangs around with musicians?
Their drummer.
Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his housekey in his house?
He had to break down the door to let the drummer out.
An elven bard was finishing a night of drinking at the bar, and was staggering his way home when he realized he'd left his lute on the bar. Quickly, he turned around and ran back, flung open the door, and realized he was too late; there were two lutes on the bar.