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Doc-Holiday · 03-26-08, 12:59 PM

Always getting himself killed!? GASP!.. not Weston...

Of course what can you expect from a Socerer-who-thinks-he's-a-Paladin?

As for distorting reality... well.. there were a few cases of .. erm.. anomoulous Westonian Physics...

Waltzing close-eyed through a trap filled hall on a natural 20...

Having the highest Lore skill in the group and failing a critical attempt on a quest specific item with a natural 1... "What is it?.. oh.. yes well.. lets see." (Roll = 1) "Ahh.. yes!.. I have it!... it's a.. ah... well.. it's a .. shiney... sparkley thing.. yes.. very deceptive you know.. very rare..."

Ending up in the 9th level of the hells and failing a listen roll of 2 and up "Hear something?.. no.. I didn't hear any deafening demonic roar... and where are we?... Good heavens... one would expect to arrive in such a place in a handbasket!" Following this the party was forced to roll vs Fear... Weston rolled a 20 and it was assumed he was so completely lost in his own personal world he couldn't be frightened for lack of awareness.

A Dm requested spot check leads the party to do private rolls... after a long suspenseful moment of silence and the sense of impending danger Weston yells... "GOOD HEAVENS!" .. people start asking "What!?" ... Weston responds in an exasperated tone "I've scuffed my nice boots!"

Gulnyr: "Look... a hidden path"
Weston: (Spot = 1) "Where?"
Dragonsbane: "I see it, there!"
Weston: "Where!"
Gulnyr: "It's hidden!"
Weston: "Good heavens!.. how do you expect me to see it if it's hidden!?"
Gulnyr: *grumble*
Dm: You see the path now that it's pointed out, roll spot
Dragonsbane: "Look!"
Dm: You see a large dragon on the hidden path, except Weston... he notices a dent in his armor.
Weston: "Eh Gads!"
Gulnyr: "Think it'll be trouble?"
Weston: "Oh my goodness no... nothing a little polish and a sound strike on an anvil won't fix."
Dragonsbane: "What?.. Weston!.. over there!"
Dm: Roll Listen
Gulnyr: "Shhh"
Dm: You hear the roar of the dragon... except Weston... he found another dent.

The picture will have to wait until I get home, in any case I don't have any sort of hosting ability so I don't know if I can get it posted.

03-26-08, 12:59 PM	#11
Doc-Holiday Mind Flayer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Phoenix Posts: 831 Thanks: 0 Thanked 90 Times in 80 Posts	Re: Greetings and Salutations! Always getting himself killed!? GASP!.. not Weston... Of course what can you expect from a Socerer-who-thinks-he's-a-Paladin? As for distorting reality... well.. there were a few cases of .. erm.. anomoulous Westonian Physics... Waltzing close-eyed through a trap filled hall on a natural 20... Having the highest Lore skill in the group and failing a critical attempt on a quest specific item with a natural 1... "What is it?.. oh.. yes well.. lets see." (Roll = 1) "Ahh.. yes!.. I have it!... it's a.. ah... well.. it's a .. shiney... sparkley thing.. yes.. very deceptive you know.. very rare..." Ending up in the 9th level of the hells and failing a listen roll of 2 and up "Hear something?.. no.. I didn't hear any deafening demonic roar... and where are we?... Good heavens... one would expect to arrive in such a place in a handbasket!" Following this the party was forced to roll vs Fear... Weston rolled a 20 and it was assumed he was so completely lost in his own personal world he couldn't be frightened for lack of awareness. A Dm requested spot check leads the party to do private rolls... after a long suspenseful moment of silence and the sense of impending danger Weston yells... "GOOD HEAVENS!" .. people start asking "What!?" ... Weston responds in an exasperated tone "I've scuffed my nice boots!" Gulnyr: "Look... a hidden path" Weston: (Spot = 1) "Where?" Dragonsbane: "I see it, there!" Weston: "Where!" Gulnyr: "It's hidden!" Weston: "Good heavens!.. how do you expect me to see it if it's hidden!?" Gulnyr: grumble Dm: You see the path now that it's pointed out, roll spot Dragonsbane: "Look!" Dm: You see a large dragon on the hidden path, except Weston... he notices a dent in his armor. Weston: "Eh Gads!" Gulnyr: "Think it'll be trouble?" Weston: "Oh my goodness no... nothing a little polish and a sound strike on an anvil won't fix." Dragonsbane: "What?.. Weston!.. over there!" Dm: Roll Listen Gulnyr: "Shhh" Dm: You hear the roar of the dragon... except Weston... he found another dent. The picture will have to wait until I get home, in any case I don't have any sort of hosting ability so I don't know if I can get it posted. __________________ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Last edited by Doc-Holiday : 03-26-08 at 01:07 PM.