[Pseudonym]

*reads the forums after a couple busy days at work*

Jeez, I need a little frivolity.


Sallaron suddenly found himself standing in the middle of the field. In front of him was a djinni, arms crossed, tapping his foot impatiently.

"And what will your third wish be?"

Sall looked at the djinni and said,

"Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"

"You have had two wishes already," the djinni said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left!"

"Okay," said Sall, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted to understand Tegan. I'd love to know what's going on inside her head!"

"Funny," said the djinni as it granted his wish and disappeared forever,

"That was your first wish, too!"