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02-15-06, 03:00 AM
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#1 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Nov 2005
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|  barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
Sen Stranzini has left a neatly written note with the pawn shop owner in Fort velensk
"To whomever is the owner of the animals here, I'm very sorry.
I was feeding your chickens to get some eggs - they're very hungry by the way, I think you should feed them more often - and when I didn't have any more corn left they all thronged around me and I couldn't get away at all. They wouldn't let me move away in any direction, I tried and tried to get away.
So - I taunted them, just a few choice words about their chickenhood. I didn't know they speak common, I guess, I really didn't expect what happened then. They became very angry and attacked me and your cow came running and attacked me as well. I ran away - ask Mr Pawn Shop man, he saw the whole thing - but they came after me, even out the city gate, pecking and goring and goring and pecking and well, I can't run faster than your chickens and cows so I really had no choice but to kill them all.
I killed them all. I left the meat with mr Pawn Shop man, I hope you can at least get the use of that. I'm very sorry about what happened, I just didn't know they would do that!
I will make restitution to you if you seek me out in Hlint. And when you get new ones, I promise I won't taunt them any more. In fact, I'm not sure I'll feed them anymore so maybe you better look into that next time."
//ooc - so there are no more chickens and one less cow at Fort Velensk - GM do they respawn automatically at next reset or do you need to take care of something? |  |   | | The Following User Says Thank You to Stranzini For This Useful Post: | | |
02-15-06, 04:14 AM
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
//// *snickers, then busts into a full laugh*
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02-15-06, 05:10 AM
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#3 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portsmouth, United Kingdom
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
'Sen the Chicken Killer', that will be a hard name to shake off.
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02-15-06, 05:20 AM
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#4 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Washington (East Side)
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
//*lfalls out of chair laughing*
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02-15-06, 06:20 AM
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#5 | | World Creator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oakhurst, Ca.
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
//Thanks for letting us know! Good job.
They will come back on the next server reboot. | | | | |
02-15-06, 06:57 AM
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#6 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Provence, France
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
//ROFL 
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02-15-06, 07:06 AM
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#7 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Grand Ledge, MI
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
//*laughs--a lot.* Oh, the imagery this conjures!
I never knew cows were so loyal to chickens.
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02-15-06, 07:08 AM
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#8 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Denmark
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| RE: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
heh heh once another player asked me to move them with animal Empathy cause he would have the corn, I didnt have the skill though, so I tried to see what taunt did.... | | | | |
02-15-06, 07:28 AM
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#9 | | Giant Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Alaska
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
LoL. I got surrounded once by the evil chcickens of Fort Velensk. I think I logged out then back in and was moved or started a fire. | | | | |
02-15-06, 07:48 AM
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#10 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Apr 2005
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
Can't say they didn't have it coming. I think everyone who has ever fed the chickens has harbored certain longings for roast chicken. It's the clucking I think....
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02-15-06, 07:54 AM
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#11 | | Beholder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Aurora, Colorado
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
//rotfl.....a good post to wake up to.
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02-15-06, 08:09 AM
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#12 | | Beholder Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: UK
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
very very funny I wish so much i could have been there to see
"When CHIKENS GO BAD"
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02-15-06, 11:47 AM
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#13 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Australia
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
// RofL if it wasn't funny enough about the chickens but the valiant Cows rushing to there rescue has me laughing my butt off!
My Q is to big L, Is this noble deed enough to shift the Cows alignment from nuetral to NG?
RofL 
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02-15-06, 12:51 PM
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#14 | | Giant Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: OKC,OK
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
//LOL thats realy funny
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02-15-06, 01:49 PM
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#15 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Portugal
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
// LOL now people will fear the berserker chickens at Fort Velensk.
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
//LOL...... Chickens lurking to ambush adventurers to take their gold and become a force to be reckoned with in Fort Velensk. They have made a pagt with the cows ...so beware. | | | | |
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#17 | | Lich Join Date: Dec 2005
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
((OOC
An epic tale worthy of note in the lore of the land. | | | | |
05-03-07, 09:56 AM
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
*posts a note below his*
This has happened to me as well! While it should be rare that such creatures have turned to violence, it's been happening all too often in these lands. I suspect that they are either being trained for violence in some sort of illegal cockfighting ring, or perhaps that a misguided follower of the Dark Treefather is bidding them to revolt. There was also the instance many years ago of the elven ranger who led the livestock to march upon the courthous of Hlint in protest, trying to gain equal rights as humanoids under the law; though that was a peaceful protest. None of the above would suprise me. The important thing is that ye are safe and that even though this was clearly an act of elf-defense, that you came forward and informed the farmer so that he would not blame an innocent bystander needlessly. Many thanks for your courage.
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05-03-07, 10:04 AM
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#19 | | Lich Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Philadelphia
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
//This is almost as bad as the time I accidentally killed the town crier out of annoyance.
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05-03-07, 10:39 AM
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| Re: barnyard massacre at Fort Velensk - a confession
Oh... I needed that today!!!
And yes, I've felt like going on a feathery rampage once or twice myself, when surrounded by the little beggars. Just never had the nerve to make chicken fricassee. | | | | |
