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03-30-06, 02:31 PM
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#1 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Fort Collins, CO
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|  Things you would love to say at work... (and maybe on Layo)
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message
8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a ....
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Oh I get it. .. like humor... but different
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My hands are tied - The billions shift from side to side - And the wars go on with brainwashed pride - For the love of God and our human rights - And all these things are swept aside - By bloody hands time can't deny - And are washed away by your genocide - And history hides the lies of our civil wars
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03-30-06, 02:59 PM
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#2 | | One Root Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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| Re: Things you would love to say at work... (and maybe on Layo)
"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
That has got to be one of the best lines I've heard in a long time!
hahahahaha
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03-30-06, 06:02 PM
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#3 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richardson, Texas, United States, GMT-6
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| Re: Things you would love to say at work... (and maybe on Layo)
The majority sound rather lewed.
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03-30-06, 06:47 PM
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#4 | | Giant Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: OKC,OK
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| Re: Things you would love to say at work... (and maybe on Layo)
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
lol nice
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"a hero is no braver then an ordinary man he is just brave 5 minutes longer"
"courage is fear holding on a minute longer"
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03-31-06, 03:50 AM
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#5 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Saylorsburg, PA
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| RE: Things you would love to say at work... (and maybe on Layo)
24. Do I look like a people person?
This would be my mantra.
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Peace is the first choice of a wise man. Superior firepower a close second. ~ Me Madness does not always howl. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
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03-31-06, 03:59 AM
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#6 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
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| Re: Things you would love to say at work... (and maybe on Layo)
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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03-31-06, 05:13 AM
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#7 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portsmouth, United Kingdom
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| Re: Things you would love to say at work... (and maybe on Layo)
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Now, could it be me???
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn\'t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain.
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03-31-06, 06:29 AM
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#8 | | Beholder Join Date: Nov 2004
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| RE: Things you would love to say at work... (and maybe on Layo)
Um....I've actually used some of those. 
Thought everyone did.... | | | | |
03-31-06, 06:36 AM
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#9 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Brazil (-0300 GMT)
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| Re: Things you would love to say at work... (and maybe on Layo)
Let's see, ones or variants of ones that I've said before...
1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 10, 11, 21, (24,) 29, 36 and 39
Oh, 24's in parentheses because I am a people person but I don't like people to assume I will do what they want me to just because I'm nice when I'm not in BOFH mode.
Do not mess with the BOFH, ever. If you wish to have a polite guy on the line, call him after 9:00 am (or after his first cup of coffee) and wish him a good morning on the phone or else you will pay. Treat the BOFH in the same respectful manner he treats you and all will be well, treat him like your slave and bad things might happen in the future... The BOFH has patience and lots of it... He will get you when you least expect it.
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03-31-06, 06:39 AM
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#10 | | Beholder Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: England
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| Re: Things you would love to say at work... (and maybe on Layo)
*He chuckles*
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