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05-22-06, 04:31 PM
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#1 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: I live in a cell
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|  This is funny
A friend of mine sent me this.I thought someone else would get a chuckle.
Letter to Mrs. Fenton: Our store is considering banning your family from
ever shopping with us unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offenses over the past few months all verified by our surveillance
cameras.
MEMO Re: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has
done while his spouse/partner is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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05-22-06, 04:46 PM
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#2 | | Ancient Dragon Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do...
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| Re: This is funny
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I have to do all of that.
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05-22-06, 06:09 PM
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#3 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
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| RE: This is funny
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Force_of_Will_ - 5/23/2006 2:31 PM 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
| That's kinda mean, why do the clerks find that annoying, I thought people do that all the time... I mean, I've done that at least three times today...
*scratches head and walks off deep in thought, mumbling incoherently*
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05-23-06, 01:37 AM
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#4 | | Beholder Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: England
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| RE: This is funny
Quote:
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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05-23-06, 02:02 AM
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#5 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portsmouth, United Kingdom
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| Re: This is funny
I will try some of those if it gets me out of shopping with my wife for shoes..
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