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Just for Fun A forum section to lighten your day with jokes, funny links, and things that make you laugh. Keep them clean and remember this is a family server.


Welcome to the Layonara forums!

Layonara is so much more than a game. We started off as a tabletop Dungeons and Dragons campaign more than a decade ago. Since then we have developed into a fantasy world with as much compelling and engrossing detail as you will find anywhere.

Our current showcase is a Neverwinter Nights version of Layonara, where our world comes to life in a finely polished persistent world which you can play free of charge. These forums are set up to support and accentuate our player's experiences, but it goes far beyond that.

After years of passionate effort, our world is so well developed, so detailed, so refined that any of the handbooks, maps, historical accounts, legends, descriptions of artifacts, creature reports, character biographies, short stories, novels, movies and original art which populate these forums can surely serve as resources or inspiration for your own fantasy endeavors, whatever they may be. And our world is endlessly evolving, so resources are frequently added and updated.

There are also years of sage advice and commentary on role-playing, gaming and online community development stored in these forums. If camaraderie is what you seek, we offer that too. Our community is as active and supportive as you're likely to find on the internet. In short, these forums are a resource for you to use for whatever purpose or project brought you here.

We're confident that you will find what you are looking for, and likely, substantially more.

Please be our guest and browse around the forums which are available to you. As you do, keep in mind that you are sampling only a portion of what Layonara has to offer. Membership in our community is free, and allows you to establish a Layonara identity to pose your questions and share your thoughts on the forums. When you join you'll also be able to communicate privately to other members (PMs), establish and respond to polls, upload and download content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free. So please. join our community today!
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Old 07-14-06, 06:01 AM #1
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Something I winged up off off a weird al Song I heard before leaving work in my sleep deprived state


As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my Armor and realize it's very plain
But that's just perfect for a Cleric like me
You know, I shun fancy things like necromancy
At 4:30 in the morning I'm healing the crowds
While Kat feeds the chickens and Barion mines.

And I've been healing' and killing' so long that
Even Leanthar thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the Magic, I'm into discipline
Got a Golem in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my quests and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1499

We been spending most our lives
Living in a layo paradise
I've killed dragons once or twice
Living in a Layo paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Layo paradise
We sell swords at discount price
Living in a Layo paradise

A local goblin kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and split his other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him dead
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a drow even if he deserved it
A Cleric with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear robes but I got a cool hood
And my homies agree, I really look good in blue...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the server bill in 300 years
But we ain't really saints, so please don't point and stare
We're just necromancy impaired


We been spending most our lives
Living in a Layo paradise
We're just plain and crazy guys
Living in a Layo paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in a Layo paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in a Layo paradise

Raised a group on Monday, soon I'll raise anoder
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Lucindites wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get a golem on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in a Layo paradise
We're all crazy Lucindites
Living in a Layo paradise
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Old 07-15-06, 01:36 AM #2
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*yawns* So long as you realise your insane thats all we can really ask for. Its 6 AM and this gave me a good laugh. Although at this point I'm in the state where anything would set me into a giggle fit..

I need more caffine

*pats his head*

Good job

Goonight *Yawns*
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Old 07-15-06, 06:38 AM #3
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Toooooo funny. I'm still appreciating the fact that I have carpet.
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Old 07-19-06, 03:59 PM #4
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*wipes monitor and keyboard off* Thanks. I have coffee all over the place!

Pretty good, shows you have alot of time on you hands
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Old 07-19-06, 04:16 PM #5
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That's so true it hurts me inside. *He grins.* Nice work.
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