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08-09-07, 01:08 AM
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#1 | | Game Master Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC
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|  Limericks! (As a prelude to a possible in-game event.)
// Keep 'em ... reasonably clean, folks. Family server, after all.
A wizard, then lodging in Vehl
Had a rather peculiar smell
So he said, "Seems to me
"Not much use there will be
"In an invisibility spell!" |  |   | |
08-09-07, 01:20 AM
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#2 | | Lich Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Philadelphia
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| Re: Limericks! (As a prelude to a possible in-game event.)
Sorry, mines aren't too funny so I guess they don't really count except in structure.
Stetching as Far as the mind
Settled in wrinkles of time
The Inklings of Fate
A Future To Await
To Leave Broken Pasts Far Behind
~ Rhynnala Asantiani
The Reaper, his scythe did he swing
A Winter he made from the spring
A Death made for fun
The seasons Begun
Time flies on the back of his wings
~Rhynnala Asantiani
An hourglass held in her hand
Through it floated the grains of sand
From it poured pure life
Through Birth death and strife
As if all a part of her plan
~Rhynnala Asantiani
He flipped the gold piece in the air
the trinket shown off with a flare
Luck believed to be held
Within head and tail swelled
to see him safely through every affair
~Rhynnala Asantiani ((Hah, Thanks Pyyran!))
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"Look not Upon The Mistress with ye centre eye, for surely ye shall die" ~ The First Teaching In The Codex of the Squishy Doctrines Of the Great Mistress (Translated from Abyssal to Common)
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08-09-07, 01:57 AM
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#3 | | Lich Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Philadelphia
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| Re: Limericks! (As a prelude to a possible in-game event.)
With the future they were enthralled
Fighting Evil to which they were appalled
Taken From heart and home
With a wilderness to roam
Destined; The fortold Dragoncalled
Thats the last one for now I promise!
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"Look not Upon The Mistress with ye centre eye, for surely ye shall die" ~ The First Teaching In The Codex of the Squishy Doctrines Of the Great Mistress (Translated from Abyssal to Common)
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08-09-07, 11:28 AM
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#4 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Dec 2006
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| Re: Limericks! (As a prelude to a possible in-game event.)
There was a young cleric named Bright,
Who loathed the spell "searing light"
Whilst napping one day,
She cast it (dismay!)
And died of the horrible fright.
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~In the night, my love, tie your heart with mine, and together in dreams they shall defeat the darkness like drums fighting in the forest, against a thick wall of dark leaves.
~Go, ye heroes, go to glory, Though you die in combat go-ory, Ye shall live in song and story. Go to immortality! . . . Go and do your best endeavour, And before all links we sever, We will say farewell for-ever. Go ye heroes go and die, go ye heroes go and diiiiieee!! | | | | |
08-09-07, 11:36 AM
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#5 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Dec 2006
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| Re: Limericks! (As a prelude to a possible in-game event.)
A knight who was roaming abroad,
Faced a dragon who said "Oh god!
Please don't hurt me, I plead,
I'm vegetarian indeed!"
So the knight then, the dragon de-clawed.
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~In the night, my love, tie your heart with mine, and together in dreams they shall defeat the darkness like drums fighting in the forest, against a thick wall of dark leaves.
~Go, ye heroes, go to glory, Though you die in combat go-ory, Ye shall live in song and story. Go to immortality! . . . Go and do your best endeavour, And before all links we sever, We will say farewell for-ever. Go ye heroes go and die, go ye heroes go and diiiiieee!! | | | | |
08-09-07, 01:51 PM
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#6 | | Game Master Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC
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| Re: Limericks! (As a prelude to a possible in-game event.)
A dragon, five thousand years old,
Ate adventurers after its gold.
But when munching a thigh
Nearby birds heard him sigh
"They're just never as good when they're cold!"
A mage in the midst of a fight
Cast a desperate spell for some light
But the fireball spell
Burned the mage up as well -
(He had cast all his cantrips that night.)
When sparring with rapier and mace,
A half-orc took a blow to the face.
Said his partner, in fun
(Whilst preparing to run)
"It's alright, now your nose is in place."
Young Constance O'Flannin, a Bard
Found writing in verse very hard
When asked why this was
She responded "Because
I can never get the last line to work out properly." | | | | |
08-09-07, 02:23 PM
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#7 | | Lich Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Philadelphia
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| Re: Limericks! (As a prelude to a possible in-game event.)
Mihtril, the ore that is seen
Vital in many a dwarf's greatest dream
They sleep late at night
Fantasizing the sight
Of the most precious of ore's greatest gleam
His bowstring pulled back in the dark
To the target , he laid his mind's mark
Both tense and alert
Two feet dug in the dirt
Straight, and true, the arrow met the lark
Destiny: All ye mortals beware
Kindled and nurished with care
a path on a road
a tale to be told
to reach forseen endings unfair
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