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09-05-07, 09:36 AM
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#1 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: behind my comp
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|  explanation off life
When God created the dog he said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
When God created the monkey he said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed.
When God created the cow he said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
When God created man he said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
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09-05-07, 09:46 AM
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#2 | | Lich Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Jersey (Exit 88)
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| Re: explanation off life
Only one more year left for me to play and enjoy life... *crieS*
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09-05-07, 10:00 AM
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#3 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jan 2007
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| Re: explanation off life
That's a good one
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09-05-07, 12:34 PM
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#4 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Back in L-town
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| Re: explanation off life
I feel your pain, Shiff. I was the kid who never wanted to grow past the age of eleven. When I turned 20, I cried my eyes out (seriously, 190 lb man with a crying headache. I hid from the world that day). I knew playtime was truly over.
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09-05-07, 11:37 PM
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#5 | | Beholder Join Date: Mar 2007
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*curses under his breath* ...gr...this year I will be 21... and it is really true... | | | | |
09-06-07, 12:44 PM
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#6 | | Beholder Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Olympia, WA
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| Re: explanation off life
God must really like me. Lord knows why.
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