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|  Argh, dont touch the cheesy-beefy burrito!
On a whim I stopped by Taco Hell today and eyes a new concoction, the Cheesy Beefy Melted Burrito! The display in the window looked marvelous, like a cornucopia of cheesy beefy goodness. Golden baked hilltops displaying a veritable valley of beefy cheese. Then I ate it.
The Cheesy Beefy Melt combines only the best qualities of wet dog food and melted plastic... that starchlike grainy feeling on your teeth minced with all the parts of the cow man was not meant to consume. It's rice, bean, beef and cheddar filling was omniscient of month old leftover hamburger helper casserole, but the true delight was in the digestion. When combined with Taco Bell's signature Pepsi soda, the menu item seemed to bubble inside my belly, churning in some form of tribal dance of unity. The drink slowly started expanding, much like raw rice in a pigeon's gullet... growing and growing until it had nowhere left to go.
Then, in less than 3 minutes time after the final bite, a miracle happened! I was sent sprinting to the washroom with a loaded colon, ready to send the Beefy Cheesy Melt off unto new adventures with a winding roller coaster ride of pipes and dead sewer rats. This was truly amazing, as I remember my biology teacher telling us how many meters our small intestines stretched and how it took food at least 4-6 hours to complete the full circuit of digestion. But lo and behold, it was ready to be launched well before its allotted time was due. The secret ingredient must be shared with Arbys, as only their melted cheese has such a similar effect!
Needless to say, do skip this menu item. In fact, I was insane to stop there in the first place! *starts eating some Tums by the dozen, and feels like throwing up for the rest of the workday*
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| Re: Argh, dont touch the cheesy-beefy burrito!
I adore Mexican food.
Taco Bell is neither.
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09-27-07, 12:58 PM
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| Re: Argh, dont touch the cheesy-beefy burrito!
LOL! this is one of the best post on layo ever.. hhmm maybe layo should have something like post of the month or post of the year...
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09-27-07, 01:08 PM
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| Re: Argh, dont touch the cheesy-beefy burrito!
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Originally Posted by ycleption  I adore Mexican food.
Taco Bell is neither. | Here is proof. I just looked it up on their website tacobell.com
Serving Size: 1 burrito, 234 Grams
Calories: 580
Calories from Fat: 260 (44.82%!)
Total Fat: 29 Grams (45% daily total)
Saturated Fat: 15 Grams (75% daily total)
YES! it also contains Trans Fats!
CHolesterol 75mgs (25%)
Sodium: A whopping 1540 mg!
Carbs: 51 grams
Fiber: 4 grams (so apparantly it wasnt the beans that made it so quick to digest!)
Nutritional Value: 0
Look on the person's face entering to use the bathroom after me: Priceless
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