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Old 03-22-05, 03:24 AM #1
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Default The Politics of Cows

   The Politics of Cows >        Â DEMOCRATIC >         You have two cows. >        Â Your neighbor has none. >        Â You feel guilty for being successful. >        Â Barbara Streisand sings for you. > >        Â REPUBLICANISM >         You have two cows. >        Â Your neighbor has none. >        Â So? > >        Â SOCIALIST >         You have two cows. >        Â The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. >        Â You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. > >        Â COMMUNIST >         You have two cows. >        Â The government seizes both and provides you with milk. >        Â You wait in line for hours to get it. >        Â It is expensive and sour. > >        Â CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE >         You have two cows. >        Â You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. > >        Â BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE >         You have two cows. >        Â Under the new farm program the government pays you > to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain. > >        Â AMERICAN CORPORATION >         You have two cows. >        Â You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an > IPO on the 2nd one. >        Â You force the two cows to produce the milk of four > cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an > announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing ÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂexpenses .ÂYour stock goes up. > >        Â FRENCH CORPORATION >         You have two cows. >        Â You go on strike because you want three cows. >        Â You go to lunch and drink wine. >        Â Life is good. > >        Â JAPANESE CORPORATION >         You have two cows. >        Â You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of > an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. >        Â They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. >        Â Most are at the top of their class at cow school. > >        Â GERMAN CORPORATION >         You have two cows. >        Â You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots > of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. >        Â Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation > per year. > >        Â ITALIAN CORPORATION >         You have two cows but you don't know where they are. >        Â While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. >        Â You break for lunch. >        Â Life is good. > >        Â RUSSIAN CORPORATION >         You have two cows. >        Â You have some vodka. >        Â You count them and learn you have five cows. >        Â You have some more vodka. >        Â You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. >        Â The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows >ÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂyou really have. > >        Â TALIBAN CORPORATION >         You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. >        Â You don't milk them because you cannot touch any ÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂcreature 'Âprivate parts. >        Â You get a $40 million grant from ! the US government > to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons. > >        Â IRAQI CORPORATION >         You have two cows. >        Â They go into hiding. >        Â They send radio tapes of their mooing. > >        Â POLISH CORPORATION >         You have two bulls. >        Â Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting > Âto milk them. > >        Â BELGIAN CORPORATION >         You have one cow. >        Â The cow is schizophrenic. >        Â Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times >ÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂhe's Flemish. >        Â The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. >        Â The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. >        Â The cow asks permission to be cut in half. >        Â The cow dies happy. > >        Â FLORIDA CORPORATION >         You have a black cow and a brown cow. >        Â Everyone votes for the best looking one. >        Â Some of the people who actually like the brown one > best accidentally vote for the black one. >        Â Some people vote for both. >        Â Some people vote for neither. >        Â Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. >        Â Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you > which one you think is the best-looking cow. > >        Â CALIFORNIA CORPORATION >         You have millions of cows. >        Â They make real California cheese. >        Â Only five speak English. >        Â Most are illegals. >        Â Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
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Old 03-22-05, 03:32 AM #2
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LOL! That's very very funny (and true).
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Old 03-22-05, 03:43 AM #3
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Old but still fun.
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Old 05-23-05, 05:43 PM #4
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not old to me ive never heard it and it was great im sendind it to my freinds
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Old 06-13-05, 07:38 AM #5
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That was one crazy post.
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Old 06-25-05, 08:57 AM #6
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lol
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Old 06-28-05, 04:36 AM #7
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Good one on the Belgians.
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