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03-27-05, 03:02 PM
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#1 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Missoula, Montana
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|  War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
Well, it all started innocent enough. Today we decided to do some spring cleaning, clean clean clean. Dinner at Gandma's house and back home. Get home and decide well, since we're doing the spring thing today, time for the boys spring haircuts.
I bust out the clippers, and immediately things go quite a bit wrong. The first swipe on my oldest sons head and the spacer that determines thier future hair length pops off and I plow a furrow of my sons curly locks off onto the floor... whoops.
Well, what follows is a typical six year olds reaction to seeing a rather long, pasty-scalp swath on the top and middle of his har, and the only way to get him to feel any better about this wonderfull new buzz job he was getting was to promise him that his brother and myself were going to have the same haircut... and I had to give him my favorite ball cap to wear to school.
Here are the damages - My daughter did not go under the clippers... she's just a ham and wouldn't take "no" for an answer once she saw the camera come out. http://www.kdwebpagedesign.com/stuff/buzz.jpg
Vyris
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03-28-05, 01:48 AM
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#2 | | Ancient Dragon Join Date: Dec 2004
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
Hey! Lookin great!
Now you just gotta shave "ICE" or something equally hip into the back. The 80's are here to stay! | | | | |
03-28-05, 02:01 AM
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#3 | | Lich Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Fort Mill, South Carolina
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
Heh, my dad was in the military for twenty years, I was around for fourteen of em, and I've had a military flat top the whole time. 
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03-28-05, 03:18 AM
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#4 | | Ancient Dragon Join Date: Dec 2004
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
Does it say "Ice" on the back? | | | | |
03-28-05, 03:32 AM
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#5 | | Administrator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ThunderBay,Ontario, Canada
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
Ha.
I've never seen my dad without a flat top. My brothers wore their hair like that until their teens as well
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03-29-05, 12:49 AM
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#6 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portsmouth, United Kingdom
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
This same thing happened to me. My wife was giving my slightly thinning locks a trim with the clippers, and not realising that the little spacer had slipped off, mowed great swathes through my hair. Our son who was five at the time looks at me, then at mum and says; "Why has daddy got a big hole in his hair?". Realising what had happened, my wife stopped, but sadly my head was beyond help. So it was off with the rest, with each of the kids taking a turn to scalp dad. Luckily it was the start of the UKs hottest summer in recorded history, so it was not greatly missed.
Those clippers sure are treacherous.
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03-29-05, 04:56 AM
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#7 | | Lich Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lansing. MI
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
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Talan Va'lash - 3/28/2005 9:18 AM
Does it say "Ice" on the back?
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03-29-05, 06:58 AM
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#8 | | Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Chicago-ish
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
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minerva - 3/28/2005 8:32 AM
Ha.
I've never seen my dad without a flat top. My brothers wore their hair like that until their teens as well
Nice Family !
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03-29-05, 07:37 AM
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#9 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Deep in the Heart of texas
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
Heh, I have never seen my dad with hair at all. He has the shiny, not a single hair, head. Nice pic Vy Now just get mommy to shave her head 
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03-29-05, 09:45 AM
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#10 | | Recruit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Missoula, Montana
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
Dont count on it :P And I do not think Vy will be in charge of haircuts anymore
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03-29-05, 08:06 PM
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#11 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Missoula, Montana
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
yes dear...
Vyris
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The problem with doing nothing, is knowing when you are done. - Ben Franklin
I keep holding out hope for humanity, but someone always slaps it out of my hand - Me to Dorganath
Sadly, society has progressed to the point where stupidity is no longer fatal - Gulnyr to Me
People often let opportunity pass them by because it is wearing overalls and smells of work - Thomas Jefferson
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03-29-05, 08:32 PM
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#12 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Deep in the Heart of texas
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
see, I told you it would work. Now just mess the lawn up and you won't have to do that anymore.
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#13 | | Beholder Join Date: May 2005
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
my dad use to mess up so much with my hair
i dont think he cut it right once out of the probably 5 times a yr for 14 yrs tha he did it | | | | |
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#14 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Exeter, England
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
This isn't really related to the current topic of accidental hairdressing, but I thought I'd make it known that I gave up on haircuts long ago. Here's a pic of me taken from my band site, I think I should be crowned layonara's longest haired male http://www.geocities.com/homoeroticbob/pictures/15.jpg | | | | |
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#15 | | Goblin Welp Join Date: May 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia
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| RE: War of the clippers... or... Clan of the chrome dome.
whats with this insinuation that the hair needs to grow back? take it off! Wear your shiny melon with pride.
To all the fellow chrome domes out there... I salute you!
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