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04-26-05, 10:48 PM
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#41 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In my mind
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The Cult Classic, Army of Darkness. 
"You must admit she is rather mannish. Really, if that is a woman she must have been beaten with an ugly stick."
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04-27-05, 01:31 AM
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#42 | | Ancient Dragon Join Date: Dec 2004
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Austin Powers? | | | | |
04-27-05, 03:15 AM
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#43 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In my mind
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Yep. Your turn.
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04-27-05, 05:36 PM
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#44 | | Ancient Dragon Join Date: Dec 2004
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| RE: Movie Quotes
"Hell hath no fury, like a woman's scorn for Sega." | | | | |
04-27-05, 05:52 PM
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#45 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Gulfport, MS
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Mallrats
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04-28-05, 04:45 PM
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#46 | | Orc of the Black Hand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Takayama, Japan
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I think you've stumped us all or perhaps your quote is wrong... It's a total mystery to me.
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04-28-05, 06:14 PM
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#47 | | Orc of the Black Hand Join Date: Dec 2004
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The Birdcage?
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05-02-05, 04:21 PM
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#48 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Gulfport, MS
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"Is that you John Wayne, is this me?"
"Who said that? Who said that?"
"Who's the slimy, twinkle toe, communist c(*&sucking maggot who just sealed his own death warrant? No one, the fairy F$%^^& Godmother? Outstanding I will PT you 'till you die, I will PT you until your A%^holes are sucking buttermilk."
"I said it sir."
"Well, Private Joker."
// Okay try and see if this helps any. CP_winddancer had better get this one.
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05-02-05, 04:27 PM
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#49 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Australia
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Has to be Full Metal Jacket?
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05-02-05, 04:36 PM
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#50 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Gulfport, MS
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yup
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05-02-05, 07:47 PM
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#51 | | Gamemaster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Australia
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So that means its my turn hey!
Alrighty then this should be easy:
We're on an express elevator to hell....going down! Whuuuu Huuuuu!
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05-03-05, 03:26 AM
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#52 | | Orc of the Black Hand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Takayama, Japan
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| RE: Movie Quotes
Answer: Aliens
"Now it be ah shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like dat."
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05-03-05, 04:14 AM
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#53 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio
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Better off Dead I believe that came from.
Here's mine:
"What's he do, nibble your bum?"
Regnus
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Now the passing clouds of rain
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05-03-05, 06:55 AM
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#54 | | One Root Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail "So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me?" *puzzled look* "The Dalai Lama, himself. The 12th son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald, striking. So I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter, the Lama. Long! Into a 10,000 foot crevice right at the base of this glacier! Do you know what the Dalai Lama says?" *confused look* "No" "Gunga-glalunga Gunga-gunga-da-gunga" Final clue:
"I like you, Betty" "That's Danny Sir" "Danny. I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen *puts on a blindfold* and all you have to do is get in touch with it. *adjusts the blindfold so he can't see* Stop thinking. Let things happen... and be... the ball." *fumbles the golf clubs as he reaches blindly for one* "Oh, sorry Sir" "Where's the wedge?" "It's right here Sir" *hands the blindfolded man the wedge* "Find the center *lines himself up for the shot* Hear nothing. Feel nothing. *swings a perfect swing*" "That is kind of incredible, sir." "*takes off the blindfold* You try it danny" "Pardon me?" "Pardon you? Here, *hands Danny the blindfold*" "Uh, I dunno *puts down the golf bag and takes the blindfold* *puts the blindfold on*" "Just relax. Find your center. Picture the shot Danny. Picture it. *Danny's lining himself up* Turn off all sound. Just let it happen. Be the ball. Be the ball, Danny. You're not being the ball, Danny." "Well, it's kind of difficult with you talking like that." "OK. I'm not talking. Stop talking. I'm not talking now. Be the ball." "*swings and connects, the ball plops in the pond. Takes blindfold off.* Where did it go?" "Right in the lumber yard Danny. It's okay. We'll work on it."
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05-06-05, 02:23 AM
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#55 | | One Root Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Caddyshack.
Someone else can throw out a new quote.
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05-06-05, 04:56 AM
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#56 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Hollow Halls beneath the fells
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Since there was one game stopper already, suppose I'll add another.
One of my favourite movie quotes goes:
"I'd rather be a pig than a fascist"
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05-06-05, 06:31 AM
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#57 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Porco Rosso
Miyazaki rocks.
I'll be nice and let someone else put up a quote.
YT
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05-06-05, 06:55 AM
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#58 | | Beholder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Victoria, B.C.
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Quote
"I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy."
and another good quote form that movie
"There is no way, no way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth." | | | | |
05-06-05, 07:02 AM
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#59 | | Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Chicago-ish
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Smokey and the Bandit
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05-06-05, 07:32 AM
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#60 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: I live in a cell
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Ouote "Ladies Ladies Ladies" | | | | |
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