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04-23-05, 06:54 PM
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#1 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Suffield CT
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Yeah I work on a farm with trees and such... Any ways loading a truck i had to move 250 yews.. Every time I picked up a pallet full of them... I kept thinking "where is my Axe and I hope a GM isn't watching me to suddenly spwan a balor or some thing while i am busy"
I swear to Lucinda this is true!
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"The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is NOT fixed, and my choices are my own. And yet, how ironic... For I find I have no choice at all."
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04-23-05, 07:17 PM
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#2 | | World Creator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oakhurst, Ca.
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04-24-05, 06:40 AM
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#3 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Portugal
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Too funny... LOL toooo funny! 
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04-24-05, 07:07 AM
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#4 | | Beholder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Finland
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Scary. | | | | |
04-24-05, 08:39 AM
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#5 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Suffield CT
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| RE: Most stupdest moment ever
Please share us your moments of real that have some strangfe tie in with Layonara heheh
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"The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is NOT fixed, and my choices are my own. And yet, how ironic... For I find I have no choice at all."
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04-24-05, 08:46 AM
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#6 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In my mind
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| RE: Most stupdest moment ever
Always wondered if some goblins would spawn for me if I went out on a field.
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04-24-05, 09:44 AM
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#7 | | Lich Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: On the moon with the rest of the space kitties
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| RE: Most stupdest moment ever
Heh, I was working in the warehouse thursday and had to stack like 600lbs of oak and mahogany mantles and wall edging. All that went though my mind was... Sweet! I can hit anything with +2/30 DR with this! | | | | |
04-24-05, 09:56 AM
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#8 | | One Root Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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| RE: Most stupdest moment ever
Every time I open up a new programming reference manual I can't help but think to myself... "mmm what spells will I learn from this tome". Yes I feel that there is little difference between programming and spellcasting. There's a reason why coders say things like "the code will automagically do that for you" when describing the inherent behaviour of a feature that does the right thing at the right time without the user having to do anything special.
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04-24-05, 10:03 AM
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#9 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In my Mind
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| RE: Most stupdest moment ever
I'v had some moments when my mind was on other things and it started to get fuzzy. I think the best (as in the most inane) was probably this morning, I had just opened up my accounting book and with a clear head started reading thru it.
You know how you lable things a certain number of dolars right? I had "gp" after evry number. Even worse I have managed to mingle the money ozy donaited to the Ancient Library into my account records. I was wondering why I was short over 300,000 Dolars in my ledger when my bank indicated I wasn't in debt at all.
I'v also done the "onest8" thing alot with any number of manuals not to mention programing things... The next runner up is when my wife wispered in my ear "My bard" I said "Yesums." and nodded my head like an idiot..
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04-24-05, 10:17 AM
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#10 | | Adamantium Golem Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In my mind
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Last thing sounds like something Nico would have said. 
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04-24-05, 10:51 AM
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#11 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Pontefract, West Yorkshire, UK
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Heh I've posted this before but it still makes me blush when I think of it. Just finished a long long quest with Bilviki (first incarnation) and it was about 4am in the morning, my wife gets up and goes to the bathroom and on the way back asks me something I don't quite hear (probably are you coming to bed now) and out of the blue I say to her..."Bil not know, Bil is stupid goblin yes he is."
heh Its almost happened a couple of times at work too when I've been busy and not concentrating on what's being said to me. Fortunately I've always managed to catch myself, well upto now anyway
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04-24-05, 11:24 AM
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#12 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Suffield CT
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This is an old one that was posed a long time ago..
I was sitting at denny's one late night... having a bottemless cup of coffie can aid my already shattered mind...
I was sitting infront of the juice macines and war staring right at the cranberry juice... All the sudden while my PNP AD&D buddies were talking about some quest tey found in an old Magazine I blurted out "I wonder how many bottle of that cranberry jucie i can get.." and they lookd at me for a long time so i spoke up and said.."I need that stuff to make essences out of for my sword of the dragonslayer..not to mention that Crazy bard Ozy is looking for some so he also can make the swords and sell them to build a libary" aster 10 minutes of total slince between me, my friends and the now awed waiter... some one asked me what the heck is wrong with me and i blurted out "you know Ozy right? the crazy bard that walks around here muttering crazy stuff?" and that's when it hit me io wasn't in the game so i striked a pose and ran off to my car,
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"The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is NOT fixed, and my choices are my own. And yet, how ironic... For I find I have no choice at all."
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05-01-05, 02:14 PM
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#13 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Phoenix
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Oh man... take a break.. really... when reality shatters like that.. you need time to glue it back together properly. Worst I ever did was wonder if the grocery store had spotted mushrooms.
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05-01-05, 03:11 PM
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#14 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Missoula, Montana
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My wife woke me up this morning, she had to come shake me several times before I actually became coherent, when I could finally comprehend what she was asking me she was very frustrated and asked "Why are you so hard to get out of bed this morning!?" I replied "I keep failing my saving throw vs. sleep"
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05-01-05, 04:06 PM
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#15 | | Ancient Dragon Join Date: Dec 2004
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well, at least you didnt fail your Will Save vs. Getting up and Going to Work | | | | |
05-02-05, 10:54 AM
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#16 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Suffield CT
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To Doc they do sell them you need a high spot check to find them | | | | |
05-02-05, 11:01 AM
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#17 | | Mind Flayer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lake Elsinore, CA
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well, at least you didnt fail your Will Save vs. Getting up and Going to Work
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#18 | | Red Light Goblin Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Gastonia, NC
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I'm not sure if anyone cares about dredging up old topics, but I guess I'll find out.
I was standing in line at a store, and no one had moved for a while. So I began to wonder if the "lag" had made it look like everyone was still there, but they were actually all gone and I looked like an idiot. It took longer to catch myself than I care to admit...
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08-02-05, 07:31 PM
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#19 | | Beholder Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beavercreek, Ohio
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This is not quite the same, but at work when I e-mail my Co-workers I always have to refrain from adding emotes such as *smiles* or *tips imaginary hat* etc.
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08-02-05, 08:19 PM
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#20 | | World Leader Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington
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*Laughs* I have sent some emails out like that. *Nods* I sometimes get a good response back and they even join in at times. *grins from under hood* | | | | |
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